The Universe, Explained – Just Chillax

King Nerd Explains the Universe Because, Of Course He Does

Shoot.

WE GET IT, STEPHEN HAWKING!!! You with your big brain-parts, and whatnot. So smart that you leave Cambridge University’s Lucasian Professorship of Mathematics (“Newton’s Chair”) at a historically appropriate time, instead of just skiing it right into the ground, and overstaying your welcome, like some idiots do.

Does this mean that all of the really good thinking has been done already? Does this mean we can just go gently into that long good night? Don’t think twice as you drift closer, closer to the pillowy bosom of sleep and your life is fine, just fine and explained:

Universe